Vault 13

Apparently Students tend to be distracted in class

Jack — Mon, 25 Apr 2011 20:18:06 +0000

As I post this from my laptop in the middle of psyc…

Back to blogging

Jack — Mon, 25 Apr 2011 19:05:49 +0000

After like a 2 year hiatus, I’m reviving this blog. Time to get this thing updated and looking good, so expect a number of WIP things to be coming up on it. Also, I may embed ads at some point, to help supplement my really awful income right now (I love being college poor), so don’t hate me too much if I do that. I’ll find an app that doesn’t suck to embed them, so that they don’t maul your face whenever you visit the page.

The Rum-runner look…

Jack — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 07:26:36 +0000

…is what I rocked this weekend. I pulled off the 20′s gangster look last night and then went out as Sunny from the Godfather tonight. Now I need to get some sleep. I work in less than 6 hours.

Liebe ist fur alle da

Jack — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 17:23:42 +0000

This is a bad way to start a date, all you guys out there.

It is out! I just got the new album and it is sick. Rammstein is back to form and kicking ass. Rammlied is where you should really begin with this album. One song is kind of ridiculous, but the album in general is great.

Organic Chemistry is Vile

Jack — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 16:17:25 +0000

You can say that again...vile class.

Ok, so that is the subject of my week, other than genetics. I have exams coming up and I’m hoping not to die an awful death as a result.

Gameday!

Jack — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 17:05:38 +0000

So, today is the homecoming game against UVA. I’m hoping it doesn’t turn into a massacre, but I won’t be there to see it because I’m on RA duty until 6 tonight. FML. Oh well, I’m going out after, so that makes it all better.

This one's for you, Testudo

Enjoy the game everyone. Don’t get too drunk, because then you have to come back and we have to deal with getting your intoxicated self taken care of so you don’t hurt yourself or someone else.

GO MARYLAND! BEAT UVA! (whose name means “grape” in spanish)

Godspeed you, black emperor!

Jack — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 02:20:46 +0000

The artist I’m profiling tonight is Godspeed you Black Emperor, a post rock band from jolly Canada (or, Kanada as they prefer). Their music is like Pink Floyd on a creative acid trip, minus the vocals. Have a listen to east hastings here and judge. This is an excerpt. The original is 17 minutes long.

Crazy, crazy week

Jack — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 04:38:05 +0000

This week has been rather hectic. I was afflicted with the plague, missed an exam (to be made up upon the morrow), did a ton of internal fraternity stuff, made my opinions known and generally kicked ass at life while falling significantly short of what I wanted to get done academically (this meaning, I did not get to spend 10 hours on Orgo like I planned). All in all though, it was successful I guess. Well, minus becoming a plague-bearer. It didn’t really give me the stat boost I wanted and I think it damaged my Int score by a few points, so the ability to bring about the apocalypse is kind of nerfed if I can’t scheme how to do so.

The girls from SDT are pretty cool. A pity we couldn’t have actually gotten to know any of them through mixers or parties, but such is life. Phi Psi will rebound from this little indiscretion (Crane, you were worth it to finally have as a brother, however.) and move on to bigger and better things, like doing work and getting an awesome pledge class next semester.

On the German front, Alle ist gut. Ich habe viel arbeit, aber ich liebe die Klasse. Ich gehe jetzt auf studieren fur diesen Morgen.

I hope to avoid the above scenario.

And with that, I am out for the night I believe, ladies and gentlemen. Sleep tight, and don’t let the Yao Guai bite.

CNN gets hammered by John Stewart

Jack — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 17:09:46 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFdU0JC5NEg

God I love this rant. This was ridiculously funny and incredibly true. John goes on a rant about how CNN just “leaves it there.” Also, they are apparently the go to people for goat fucking, if you need that kind of thing.

Krieger by And One

Jack — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 06:22:03 +0000

Pure dance genius. I just added this to my party playlist, mostly for when everyone is really drunk and they won’t mind it being in German.